Medical tests

Today I decided to take a break from the writings and post a joke. So here it is…

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”

“Mrs. Ward, please.”


“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband’s. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible.”

“What do you mean?” Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

” Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the
one tested positive for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your husband’s.”

“That’s dreadful! Can’t you do the test again?” questioned Mrs Ward.
“Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests

“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

“The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.”



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