Normally, I would have seperated these two into 2 different posts but I have been hard at work creating my next podcast. With this new information about Odeo, I may have to consider moving my podcast to there. At any rate, gots to get back to it, so here is another joke.
One Saturday I was running errands for my wife. I had gone to Wal-Mart
and was standing in line waiting to buy a large bag of Purina for my
Labrador Retriever. A woman behind me looking at the bag, asked if I
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d been poisoned and was that why I was in the
I said no…..I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.