Fidel(Joke #3)

O.k. Don’t have alot of time today but thought I should post at least something so here is a joke.

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him
that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in
heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives
him
a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself right at home.

Then, Fidel notices that he accidentally left his luggage back in
heaven
and tells Satan, who says, “No hay problema. I’ll send a couple of
little
devils to get your stuff.”

When the little devils get to heaven, they find the gates are locked –
St.
Peter is having lunch – and they start debating what to do. Finally,
one
comes up with the idea that they should climb over the wall and get the
luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one
angel
says to the other, “My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than
ten
minutes and we’re already getting refugees.”

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