Dear Abby(Joke #4)

Maybe this is why it seems only women’s letters to Abby are printed….

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my
wife
has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask
their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t
know
them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a
taxi? I
once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was
I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park
my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind
it
so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It
was
at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the
valve
covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

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5 responses to “Dear Abby(Joke #4)

  1. Rofl!! It got me there…Another twist. DAmnit, I want to hear the end of the story!

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  2. what? There’s more?

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  3. I don’t think there’s more but still one yearns for a closure…

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  4. Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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  5. I think if there was a end to this one it wouldbe rather boring.:)

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