There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and
captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the
rounds the commander looks at the captain and says, “Wait a minute. You
haven’t shown me that small blue building over there. What’s that used
The captain says, “Well sir, you see that there are no women around.
Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the
camel.” “Enough!” says the commander in disgust.
Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of
woman. He goes to the captain and says, “Tell me something, Captain.”
Lowering his voice and glancing furtively around, he asks, “Is the
free anytime soon?”
The captain says, “Well, let me see.” He opens up his book. “Why, yes,
sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o’clock.” The
says, “Put me down for two o’clock then.”
So the next day at two o’clock the commander goes to the little blue
building and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel
ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he
behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel. He
on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have s*x with the camel.
A minute later the captain walks in. “Ahem, begging your pardon, sir,”
says the captain, “but wouldn’t it be wiser to ride the camel into town
and find a woman like all the other men?”