The camel(Joke #6)

There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and
the
captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the
rounds the commander looks at the captain and says, “Wait a minute. You
haven’t shown me that small blue building over there.  What’s that used
for?”

The captain says, “Well sir, you see that there are no women around.
Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the
camel.”  “Enough!” says the commander in disgust.

Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of
a
woman.  He goes to the captain and says, “Tell me something, Captain.”
Lowering his voice and glancing furtively around, he asks, “Is the
camel
free anytime  soon?”

The captain says, “Well, let me see.” He opens up his book. “Why, yes,
sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o’clock.” The
commander
says, “Put me down for two o’clock then.”

So the next day at two o’clock the commander goes to the little blue
building  and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel
he’s
ever seen.  Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he
closes
the door

behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel.  He
stands
on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have s*x with the camel.

A minute later the captain walks in.  “Ahem, begging your pardon, sir,”
says the captain, “but wouldn’t it be wiser to ride the camel into town
and find a woman like all the other men?”

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2 Comments

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2 responses to “The camel(Joke #6)

  1. dinzzz

    hahaha … smart, very smart

    Like

  2. Anonymous

    dude thats wrong

    Like

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