The Poopie List

I found this at funnyjunk.com and I added couple of my own. Enjoy!

GHOST POOPIE:  The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE:  The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE:  This happens when you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:  The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:  The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE:  It’s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER’S POOPIE:  The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE:  Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:  The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE:  That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):  The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE:  This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it.  You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE:  You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* — a poopie!

The Covert Poopie- This happens when you go to poopie and you can see it in the toilet and you cannot feel any on your butt.Then you wipe and find the hidden poopie.

The make you want to run away poopie-This happens when you go poopie and it smells so bad you think you are going to pass out.

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13 responses to “The Poopie List

  1. mystarbucks

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I love to laugh and this one cracked me up!!

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  2. Anonymous

    Hilarious!

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  3. doodoohead

    chyeah this poopie list owns

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  4. Anonymous

    hillarious

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  5. HAD

    I loved It! It Was SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Bob steller

    This was so retarted but it was funny as shit

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  7. chris tucker

    fuck thay shit was fuckin hilarious my poopie almost did a surprise poopie

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  8. Anonymous

    It Was So FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Anonymous

    thats funny as 2 nuns jacking off with a cross

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  10. holy shit!!!!

    this is the funnist list ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!

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