I have a idea for a short story but not sure I want post it or if anyone is interested.In the meantime, here is another joke. Enjoy!
“Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I
The farmer was dubious. “Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll
you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If
is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from
The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The
farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a
Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his
family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was
hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total
Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.
The farmer was perplexed. “Son,” he said, “Now, you don’t have a bite
you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?”
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,
“Doesn’t that calf have a mother?”