Bug Spray(Joke #13)

I have a idea for a short story but not sure I want post it or if anyone is interested.In the meantime, here is another joke. Enjoy!

“Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I

The farmer was dubious. “Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll
you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If
is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The
farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a

Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his
family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was
hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total
Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.

The farmer was perplexed. “Son,” he said, “Now, you don’t have a bite
you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?”

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,

“Doesn’t that calf have a mother?”



Filed under Comedy, General Stuff, Humor, Jokes, Thoughts

10 responses to “Bug Spray(Joke #13)

  1. I dont get it! In fact I dont get any of this!


  2. Well, if you don’t get it I sure as heck ain’t going to explain it.(Kinda figure he is pulling my leg err, ummm, yanking my chain…no ummm,making a joke of the joke) Whew! yea,it is a dirty joke.:)


  3. So,why were the salesmans eyes bloodshot?


  4. Shaymus likes things plain and simple. Like penis pictures. 😉


  5. seb

    Disgusting, but funny! Dammit Shaymus how can you not get this joke with the kind of stuff you post!!!!


  6. Ew. I thought about it when I was falling asleep last night. Disgusting.


  7. Now that IS a nightmare!!!


  8. Oh yeah ok! I get it now! But whats the cow got to do with it?


  9. Shaymus, I would explain it to you but somehow I get the feeling that it would do no good.:) It is not that i think you arwe too stupid to understand an explaination. In fact, far from it.

    It is that I think an explaination would just give you more fuel to burn and I do not believe in wasting resources!



  10. Yes Time! Time is very important! Did I tell you about the time I cut my Leg? 😉
    Only pulling your chain….actually I thought the joke was quite funny.


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