Drink beer,not water!(Joke #17)

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of crap.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE – It is better to drink beer and talk crap than to drink water and be full of it !!

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3 responses to “Drink beer,not water!(Joke #17)

  1. mystarbucks

    I drink Aquafina and I have read that bottled water has never been exposed to this atmosphere so I think I am safe. But if I had to go without water I would drink wine because I hate beer. But I do agree it is better to talk crap than to be full of it.


  2. I have not drank any water out of a faucet in more than 5 yrs. myself. Most of that time I had lived in Houston and it just tasted bad. I rarely even drink beer anymore either but I really got a kick out of the last line of this joke.


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