The Physical(Joke #21)

The doctor requested a sperm sample from an
85-year-old man as part of
his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this
jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor’s office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on
the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained:”Well, doc, it’ s
like this – first I tried with my right hand, but

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with
her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin’ it
between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! “You even asked your

The old man replied, “Yep. And none of us could get
the jar open”.

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5 responses to “The Physical(Joke #21)

  1. Well what’s so funny about that? I knew they were talking about the jar the whole time. ;=)


  2. LOL! And they say sarcasm does not transpose well over the internet.:)


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  4. HA! Good one. I needed a joke today…


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