Reindeer

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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3 responses to “Reindeer

  1. But..but…I LIKE it here!! =(
    *sigh* Oh, well. You’ve got to do what’s best for you, not us.

    Happy Holidays, Axe. The very best of wishes to you and yours.

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  2. I am assuming this was in response to my other post about leaving possibly at the end of the year.

    Peri, you have been great and truthfully if every reader here was even close to you in that they actually read a post fully(other than the jokes) then I would most likely not even be thinking about leaving.

    I am an artist person by nature and just do not see this blog in helping me develop that further.The real stuff,the writings, the poems just go unnoticed. I could remove them from the blog and nobody would notice.

    Frankly, I do not think it would make a difference where they were posted either. Those who have read them think they are good but so few people even bother with the reading part that it just does not make sense anymore.

    It just seems to me I could spend much more time creating if I did not bother to waste time posting jokes and pictures anywhere.

    It all comes down to what is more important… the art or approval.

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