The Fortune Teller

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was
startled by what she saw in her crystal ball.She looked up at her customer, sitting across the
table. “You Need To Prepare yourself to be a widow.””Your husband will die a violent and horrible death

this year.” Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s
lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her
voice, and asked:

“Will I get away with it?”

 

 

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