Let me Lean…

WHEN I’M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th
birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members
grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her
left, so again family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, “Hi, Grandma, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?”

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew…

“They won’t let me fart.”

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2 Comments

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2 responses to “Let me Lean…

  1. Hey, you’re here again!

    Good joke. Poor grandma.

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  2. Been back for about a week now. Just been posting and have not really visited anyone’s blogs yet. When things slow down a little I will get around to it. Thx for dropping by!

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