A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go
out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, “May I please use the
restroom?” The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there
is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant and she
proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out and the whole place stopped
just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why
did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?” “Well,
they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender. “Would you like a
“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
The bartender laughed and said, “Every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?”