How to get rid of unwanted men !

I’m sure most women will find this interesting and quite amusing.  I  laughed and I am a male. Although unlike some men, I have never uttered a single cheesy pickup line in my life. Enjoy!

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

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8 responses to “How to get rid of unwanted men !

  1. I loved this. Very amusing. A great blog.
    Do you have more like it?

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  2. sp

    Hey… awesome post.. nice blog… u haven’t uttered a single pick up line????? come on..

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  3. womanofsubstance

    Hey .lol.. i ve read many of them before.. lolz..nice.. 🙂

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  4. norahh zheng

    sweet…

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  5. Ayo Celestine

    Wow this is great

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  6. Yang

    could you tell me how to get rid of men forever if I don’t want to see them for the rest of my life without any kind of attitude or hostile against?

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  7. That’s easy. Get a sex change operation.;)

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  8. ^HAMMINIT^

    That’s a shame

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