The Doctors Office

 They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are  there, and you
 have to answer in front of others,  what’s wrong and sometimes it is
 embarrassing.
 
 There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist  who insists you
 tell her what is wrong with you in a  room full of other patients.
 
 I know most of us have experienced this, and I love  the way this old
 guy handled it.
 
 An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting  room and approached
 the desk…. The Receptionist  said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the
 Doctor for  today?”
 
 “There’s something wrong with my dick”, he replied.
 
 The receptionist became irritated and said, “You  shouldn’t come into
 a crowded waiting room and say  things like that.”
 
 “Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told  you,” he said.
 
 The Receptionist replied; “Now you’ve caused some  embarrassment in
 this room full of people. You  should have said there is something
 wrong with your  ear or something and discussed the problem further 
 with the Doctor in private.”
 
 The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people questions  in a room full
 strangers, if the answer could  embarrass anyone.
 
 The man walked out, waited several minutes and then  re-entered.
 
 The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, Yes??”
 
 “There’s something wrong with my ear”, he stated.
 
 The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,  knowing he had taken
 her advice.
 “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??”
 
 “I can’t piss out of it,” he replied.
 
 The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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One response to “The Doctors Office

  1. That is really funny… Your friend Fracas linked me here. I’m always appreciative when someone posts things that make me laugh.

    Have a great day!

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