GRANDMA IN COURT

 Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a
 question if they aren’t
 prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern
 small-town prosecuting
 attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly,
 elderly woman to the stand.
 
 He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you
 know me?”
 
 She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
 Williams. I’ve known you since
 you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big
 disappointment to me.
 You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate
 people and talk about
 them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot
 when you haven’t the
 brains to realize you never will amount to anything
 more than a two-bit
 paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
 
 The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
 he pointed across the
 room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
 attorney?”
 
 She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.
 Bradley since he was a
 youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a
 drinking problem. He can’t
 build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
 practice is one of the
 worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
 on his wife with three
 different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I
 know him.”
 
 The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked
 both counselors to
 approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
 
 “If either of you fucking idiots asks her if she
 knows me, I’ll send you to
 the electric chair.”

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One response to “GRANDMA IN COURT

  1. WOW…… do u all for that ? ….. OOhhhh…. what can i say ?

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