Get The Tape Measure!!!

A man and his wife were working in the yard one day and the man looks over at his

wife and says ” your butt is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque grill. he proceeded to get the tape measure and started to measure her butt.

he said just as I thought your butt is 2″ bigger than the bbq grill! she brushed him off!

later that night in bed he was feeling a little frisky. he makes some advances towards his wife

she completely brushes him off! he asks “what’s wrong” she answers ” do you think I am going to

fire up this bigg a** grill for one little weenie? I think not!!! 

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