A man and his wife were working in the yard one day and the man looks over at his
wife and says ” your butt is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque grill. he proceeded to get the tape measure and started to measure her butt.
he said just as I thought your butt is 2″ bigger than the bbq grill! she brushed him off!
later that night in bed he was feeling a little frisky. he makes some advances towards his wife
she completely brushes him off! he asks “what’s wrong” she answers ” do you think I am going to
fire up this bigg a** grill for one little weenie? I think not!!!