Women at the Bar

        Women at the Bar

        A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work

        cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally

        tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man

        entered. He was so striking that the woman could not

        take her eyes off him.

        The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive

        stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

        Before she could offer her apologies for staring so

        rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do

        anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,

        no matter how kinky, for $20.00……on one condition.”

        Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition

        was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you

        want me to do in just three words.”

        The woman considered his proposition for a moment,

        and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,

        which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her

        address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly

        and meaningfully said…………………………….

       “Clean my house.”

        (YOU GO, GIRL!)
       Money well spent!!!!

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