Bubba

      Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, “Is
      It true theys suin’ them cigarette companies fer causin’
      People to git cancer ?”
      “Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.
      “And now someone is suin’ them fast food restaurants
      Fer makin’ them fat, an cloggin’ their arteries with all
      them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?”
      “Sure is, Bubba.”
      “And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she
      Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?”
      “Yep.”
      “And that football player sued that university when he
      Gradiated and still couldn’t read?”
      “That’s right,” said the lawyer.”
      “But why are you asking?”
      “Well, I was thinkin’…. What I want to know is, kin
      I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?”

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