Two trees and a Woodpecker(joke)

Here is a joke sent to via email from a old friend. I rather liked and thus decided to share,enjoy!

Two tall  trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in  the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the  beech says to the
birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” ‘The birch says he
cannot tell.

Just then  a woodpecker lands on the sapling.  The birch  says,
“Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.  Can you tell  if that is a son of a
beech, or a son of a birch?”

The  woodpecker takes a taste of the small  tree. He replies,  “It
is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.  It  is,
however, the best piece of ash I have ever put  my pecker in.”

Axe

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