The Fart List…

A few years ago I presented “The Poopie list” and it was popular enough that I have finally decided to add this new list. I give you the fart list. Enjoy!

Art Fart– It’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

Arrogant Fart- When you think your farts don’t stink.

Assualt Fart– A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your ass.

Tire Fart– You can’t control the blow out.

Beer Farts– These come out of every “can” and smell like warm beer.

Jail Fart-Been doing time inside you for quite awhile and releasing it would be a crime.

Donkey Fart– Your  “ass” is the only one that can do it.

Ghost Fart– Ya can’t hear it, ya can’t see it and ya can’t smell it.

Home Alone Fart– When you are home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

Shoe Fart-When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

Tank Fart-When it is so thick you can tread on it.

Old Fart– You know how old is it is by how bad it smells.

Brain Fart– You need to fart, but nothing comes out.

Alzheimer Fart-A confused fart that heads the wrong way and becomes a burp.

Not-Me Fart– This is the fart that the cat or dog is always blamed for.

U.F. O. Fart-A fart in a crowded roon that is labeled as a ” Unidentified Foul Odor”.

and last but not least….

Truth Serum Fart– When released it makes anyone willing to tell you anything, even the truth, just to avoid it again.

Axe

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4 responses to “The Fart List…

  1. hi there, just out in WordPress farting around!

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  2. I love my mean fart face icon, too! ha!

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  4. mikey

    Funniest fart joke ever!
    Must Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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