A trip to Costco(quick Joke)

 Recieved this in a email and thought I would share. Enjoy!

A TRIP TO COSTCO

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow 
for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line 
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.               
                                                                          
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I’m retired and have   
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was 
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because
I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my 
orifices and IVs in both arms.                     
                                                                           
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so 
it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here 
that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)   
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food 
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an       
Irish Setter’s ass and a car hit us both.

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