Never argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious ?’)

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start at any moment.
I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘For reading a book,’ she replies,

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’he informs her again,

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault ,’says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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4 Comments

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4 responses to “Never argue with a Woman

  1. NastyMoon

    Hahahaha! Women are intelligent! They do know how to handle any situation! I’m going to read your other jokes.

    I’m going to create my own Blog Site too. About my experiences on MMO Games as well (that will be the basis), and other things people would also love to talk about. Hey, I saw your puppy, what breed?

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  2. I do not have a dog. Good luck with your blog, most people do not last 6 months though.They find out it is harder than it looks.

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  3. scottc

    If anything, this is a joke about a stupid woman and a beta male. Says a lot about modern society.

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  4. It is supposed to be a joke.Not taken seriously.:(

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