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Why is the U.S. Government stealing from the American people?

This might be new news for some of you, but there are quite a few Americans that have figured this out. I am curious why they just sit back, knowing their government is reaching into their pockets and taking money, that they never plan on giving back…ever!

Now let’s be clear, I am not talking about taxes. Although between city, county, and U.S. Governments, and the tax they put on everything you buy, you are already paying the government 50% of your income every year, and then you are taxed on that again, at tax time. We all know we will never see half of our money every year, what we do not know is that besides the taxes, we also will never see the social security and Medicaid, that is taken out of our pay checks.

Well, maybe some will. But there is a growing number of people, that will never see any of that money, because the government has been putting up laws, to keep you from getting YOUR money.

Did you know if you do what most people do, then there is a chance every cent you paid in social security and Medicaid you will never, ever see or be reimbursed for. Why is that? Because the government took YOUR money and blew it on whatever they wanted to, and now they can’t pay you your money back.

You see the average person, grows up, gets a job, and begins paying taxes, social security, and Medicaid. Then if they get lucky, they find someone to start a family with. This is the normal order of events for most people. Of course, there are exceptions but we are not here to discuss the few exceptions.

If either of those parents decides to stay home with their kids and devote more time into raising those kids properly, the U.S. Government has set up laws to make sure, you can be punished for doing so. They already have the laws in place now. Obviously the next step, is going to be pulling more people into their theft trap, but let’s not go there just yet. Let’s finish talking about the parent who stays home to raise those kids.

If a parent stays home to raise their kids and becomes disabled, then they are automatically screwed out of all the social security and Medicaid they paid, before they stopped working, to raise kids. Not only are they ineligible for receiving disability, the government keeps your money forever, because you are disabled and can’t work.

If you have not worked in 10 years(staying at home raising kids is not considered work)then you cannot collect your social security or disability benefits, unless you made enough money to qualify. Chances are, most of you did not think, you had to work such and such amount of time, in order to receive your money back, when you are disabled.

Here is a picture from my most recent doctors visit(Yesterday). It clearly displays all the things wrong with my health.image

It does not take a genius to figure out I have some serious medical issues but I can’t get disability. Someone, anyone in the government explain to me, why any parent who becomes disabled while raising kids, does NOT deserve disability!

If the U.S. Government is fine with making people suffer for being a good parent, what makes anyone think they won’t be next. YOU WILL BE NEXT!

I must call my doctor back today and tell him I cannot afford to pay for the medicine he prescribed, because I cannot get back even a single cent of the money I paid into social security or Medicaid, before I became a House Husband for 22 yrs. I must be humiliated because my government robbed me of my money. I must suffer for being a good parent and raising good kids. This is the message YOUR government is sending to you.

To top off the matter, I am poor enough that I should qualify for Medicaid, but because my republican governor refused Obama care money, I don’t qualify. But yet, I am still expected to get health insurance, when I can’t afford it, because I am spending all my money, on just trying to stay alive.

I hope the raping and pillaging of the American people ends soon. I hope Americans will wake up and decide that the lying and thieving must end, if we the people are to endure.

As for me, I realize I will likely be dead before that happens. I can guarantee that, if I see my death coming because of this, I won’t go silently, I won’t go calmly, and I won’t go alone!

Please wake up people before the moment arrives, when it is too late to save our nation, and all of its future generations.


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While I am bent over…

Please, just get the fucking me over with, so I can get on with the normal business of being poor and not having money. Getting sick of government! Local Government, state government, national government. Between all of them, they have their hands so far down my pocket they are coming out my ass. I mean really, just think about how much each of these governments are taking from you every day. The national government takes nearly a quarter of every paycheck. Then there is tax on everything. Every single thing you buy it seems like it is taxed now. Want to have heat in house and not fucking die? Well, you gottta pay taxes and fees for that electricity. Want to keep that food you just bought(and some of it, you managed to already pay taxes on, at the store), now you got pay more taxes and fees for the electricity, plus we got a bunch of taxes from you, when you purchased the damn refrigerator.

Can someone, anyone, explain exactly what these governments are actually doing for me, besides taking money out of my damn pocket left and right?

I just found out that our income tax return this year is 1/3 what is was last year. Why? Because my youngest son turned 17. Are we supposed to kick them out when they are 17? Seems like that is what our government is telling us. Or does the government think that 17 kids no longer need to eat or wear clothes? How exactly is this government looking out for families, when this is the message they are sending to the people?

I am telling you right now, they are laughing at the stupid fucking idiots they think we are. They are robbing us blind and we keep letting them do it. This is no longer a government by the people for the people. It is government by the crooks supported and controlled by big business.

I did not have health insurance but still managed to lose my doctor yesterday. How? Because now we make too much money. That is funny, because my wife has to work two jobs now, because the raise she got at her first job cost her $3000.00 a year in income. That’s right, her “raise” cost her money because when they gave out a raise, after 7 yrs. of no raises, they cut all overtime. Now she is worked to death at her first job, because she does not have enough time to get her job done, and is always behind and, she has to work a second job to cover the loss of income, just to pay the bills. So because she made perhaps as much as $1000. more this year, we no longer qualify for a discounted doctors visit, that we qualified for last year. Why? Oh you know why! Obama care! That’s right because Texas is a republican state, we have to do everything in our power to make Obama look bad, over a fucking bill we helped pass. Who gives a fuck about the actual citizens of the united states? We don’t care about them! We don’t give a fuck if you are 15k in debt and only make 34k a year. We don’t care if you can pay your bills or if you starve to death, see a doctor, or if you got into debt because of us, in the first place. It is easy to get into that kind of debt when you have to buy groceries and medicine with credit cards, because of no raises, due to a complete collapse of the economy, which we the government not only allowed to happen, but then bailed out all the motherfucking bankers who caused it, with your tax money. So we, the government rewarded those who screwed the people, and we will continue doing so, as long as you allow it.

So while you are stealing money from me left and right and fucking me the ass, just get it over with will you, please. My ass is really getting sore.  I gotta warn you though, I am quickly running out of things for you steal from me, or screw me out of. Oh yeah, you are welcome to come take my right to bear arms!

Which brings me to probably the only part of this rant that may be useful. We need this shit to stop! We need a government by the people for the people. The type of government that our fore-fathers envisioned and there is only one way that is going to happen. We need to end this one! Get rid of every single politician and set up a government run but computers who cannot be swayed by big business money and lobbying. A government who can accept votes from every single American citizen via phone or internet. This is the only way we are going to end this crap. How much more are you willing to take? How much money do you got to donate to a government who takes every opportunity to screw you over?

Sit down with a pen and paper, and go through your paychecks, tax returns, utility bills, receipts for purchases,(food, gas, medicine, clothes, etc.) and figure out how much you spent in taxes last year on everything, then begin to realize just how much they are really taking from you. Then realize they are taking all of it without representing you. You think we had taxation without representation before the American revolution? What they had back then, was a dream, compared to how badly they are screwing everyone now.

Realize also, that the medicare and social security you pay, might as well be taxes too, because most of us will never see any of that money ever again. The government has even proclaimed that these programs will fail. Yet, they keep taking the money. Why? Because they use this money for whatever they want. They have been doing it for years. That is why these programs are going broke. Because the government is stealing the money to use for whatever pet project they want. Both of these programs should have huge surpluses. How many years have the baby boomers been paying into both of these? They have even made it nearly impossible for people to get any of the money back. If you have not worked in 10 years, say perhaps because you stayed at home raising kids,(apparently that is not work and it is bad for you to raise your kids to not go out and shoot people)and you become disabled while doing so, you cannot get disability. Because you are disabled, you cannot earn the credits to be able get disability. So basically, whatever money you payed into social security, before becoming a stay at home parent, you cannot collect. So tell me again, how exactly is the government looking out for, or supporting families, when these rules clearly show they do not believe raising kids is work? I am so sick of being penalized for doing the right thing.

Me, I am poor, my wife works two jobs because the bills have to be payed, and I cannot work because of 3 different conditions that qualify me for disability, and still the governments continue to find new and awesome ways of screwing me. Perhaps we should just round up all the poor people and shoot all of them? That is what it feels like the government is saying to me. I Believe I have gotten your message, Big Brother! I just have wonder how long it will take the rest of the nation to catch up.

Wake me up when you are done fucking me. I am really growing bored with it.



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Please take my kids, I’ll pay ya!(Jokes for parents)

This email I received had few jokes and tidbits about parenting that I found amusing. So I cleaned it up and added a few of my own for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!


To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students…here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to his own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was

“Don’t what?” Adam replied.
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said.
“Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!”
“No Way!” “Yes way!”

“Do NOT eat the fruit!” said God.


“Because I am your Father and I said so!” God replied, wondering why he hadn’t stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw his children having an apple break and he was ticked!

“Didn’t I tell you not to eat the fruit?” God asked.
“Uh huh,”Adam replied.
“Then why did you?” said the Father.
“I don’t know,” said Eve. “She started it!”Adam said.
“Did not!” “Did too!” “DID NOT!”
Having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven’t taken it, don’t be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. All children get the thinking for yourself concept and therefore, have no problem talking back. Unfortunately they all seem to forget the responsibility concept and thus, have to face the consequences of their actions, such as talking back.
7. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.

© 2011- J.B. Thomas


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