Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower.
She was a single gal that worked all day and was often tired in the evening when she got home from work.So, being the handy sort of guy that I was, I made her a riding lawnmower.
I guess I thought she would squeal with delight and give me a big hug.
To this day I have never been able to understand why women are so hard to please.
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Now don’t go givin’ my man any ideas!
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Very Funny! You should know as far as gifts go…Diamonds are a girl’s best friend!
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Hope those diamonds keep you warm at night.
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