Category Archives: Jokes

Welcome!

With nearly 20k followers on Twitter, and over 3000 subs on various blogs and music sites, it is impossible for me to welcome each¬†person individually. Of course, I wish I could. I love meeting new people and hearing their stories! Until I find a way of cloning myself a few hundred times, this will have to do. ūüôā

A brief summary about myself. I have been writing since I was 12. I love the horror genre and that is what I read and write mostly.I also write fantasy and mystery.You can learn more about my writing just by surfing this site, if you so desire. I have been singing and playing guitar since I was 15. All of my music is FREE. (who actually sells music these days?) The music I create embodies Rock, Blues, Chill, EDM, and Downtempo. Give it a listen if you like.

I have only recently started doing photography, but I studied the craft very carefully before beginning, and spent the money required, to do it justice. I am unhealthy and trying to build a legacy, before I die from all of the health problems I have. Everything I create is with that in mind.

I currently live in a new RV in Texas, with my wife and a majikal cat named appropriately, Jinxy. If you want to learn more about me, or just seek something to discover, here is a complete list of all my website-

http://jb-thomas.pixels.com-My main photos site. You can buy prints, cards, iPhone cases, tote bags, towels, shower curtains, and much more with my best photos on them.

http://licensing.pixels.com/profiles/jb-thomas.html– If you would like to license my photos for books, online ads, TV, or many other things, go here.

https://www.facebook.com/jbthomasphotography– I will be making all future photo related posts here. Come join us!

axewielderx.wordpress.com -Main blog with jokes, funny pics and music.

authorjbthomas.wordpress.com– This is where ALL of my writings are. Poetry, prose, short stories, Novel chapters, and more.

amazon.com/author/jbthomas– My amazon author page where you can buy both e-book and paperback versions of my books. There are more book links, in the My Books” section of this site.

http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5251326.J_B_Thomas-My Goodreads profile.

http://www.reverbnation.com/lucidchaos– My reverbnation website. All music here is in mp3 format only.

http://lucidchaos.bandcamp.com– Any format, lossless or mp3, is here. For those who like the best sound!:)

http://soundcloud.com/lucid-chaos– I only put sneak peeks of music WIPs here. I don’t care for soundcloud’s limitations.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Axewielderx– Various videos ranging from music videos to gaming casts.

http://www.facebook.com/authorjbthomas– My FB author page. This is strickly for the fans. I hate FB and self iced my personal account there.

http://axewielderx.tumblr.com/-Tumblr– It catches most of my posts from nearly every blog.

https://twitter.com/JB_Thomas– My twitter account where I do most of my daily posting.

I want to thank¬†each and¬†every¬†person who has followed, subbed, or become a fan. I hope you enjoy the ride you just climbed aboard, and tell your friends, before the train has left the station for good. Take care and feel free to contact me anytime. I will answer as time allows.¬†ūüė鬆¬†If you would like to connect on any of these sites, just send me your info via the contact page.

Axe

Leave a comment

Filed under Animation, Apps, Comedy, funny, games, General Stuff, Guitar, Humor, Jokes, Little Moments Of Truth, Music, Other Places, Pictures, Plasma TV, Podcast, Poetry, Polls, Reviews, Shadow Shifters, Thoughts, video games, Videos, Where the Water Leads, Writings, Xbox 360

All Hallows Eve: Animals in costumes!

I received these pictures in my email, therefore I claim no ownership. However, I hope you enjoy viewing them.

IMG_0245.JPG

IMG_0239.JPG

IMG_0237.JPG

IMG_0241.JPG

IMG_0240.JPG

Leave a comment

Filed under Comedy, funny, Humor, Jokes, Pictures

Updates and Funny Pics W/ Words

Although this blog, is far and away my most popular blog,(over 660k views) I tend to update it last. Why? Because this blog is mostly a personal blog, therefore it gets updated last because I have no life. LOL! That’s not true. What is true is that I have alot going on, all the time, and there is little time for fun and play these days. That having been said, let’s move on to what has been going on.

My book Shadow Shifters has become a #1¬†bestseller and I am currently raking in money, hand over fist. Okay,okay, you got me. That’s not true, but what is true, is that it is on sale for over 60% off the normal price. If you want to learn more about the book, just visit my author website here. If you want to go buy it, just click here.

I am currently writing the sequel(Shadow Shifters 2) which I hope to release late 2014/early 2015.

I am not currently working on any music. Technical difficulties(meaning my damn laptop cannot handle the music software I normally use, so I have to wait for a new monitor to switch back to the desktop) have been keeping that realm at bay.

Now that you are up-to-date, I can share some of the pics I have been sharing with my nearly 6700 Twitter followers.(If you would like to become a Twitter follower, here is my Twitter name…@JB_Thomas.) Enjoy the 50 new pics. I’ll add more as time allows.

Have a frickin’ awesome day!

Axe

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comedy, funny, General Stuff, Humor, Jokes, Music, Pictures, Thoughts, Writings

Funny Shit, Vol. 4

For those that may have missed Vol. 1, Vol. 2 and Vol.3, there ya go. So here is the next installment-

 

fs41 fs42 fs43 fs44 fs45 fs46 fs47 fs48 fs49 fs40

Leave a comment

Filed under Comedy, funny, Humor, Jokes, Pictures

Funny Shit Vol. 3

Now that I edited 7 chapters today, I can take a break and share these with ya. :)Enjoy!

 

fs31 fs32 fs33 fs34 fs35 fs36 fs37 fs38 fs39

It you would like to see the previous volumes, they are here and here.

Axe

 

3 Comments

Filed under Comedy, funny, Humor, Jokes, Pictures